Random Epicness

Break-Up Lines

No but seriously, why the fuck am I still single?

laugh-addict:

is there no one who can handle all of this?



via laugh-addict

prison-isajoke:

lacigreen:

what blows my mind the most is that being gay is grounds for the death in multiple countries

welcome to our ignorant fucked up world

I….I can’t even.

Of course I’ll clean my room, mom.
When my parents don’t let me go out

thereichenbachfinn:

taintedtreasure:

BASICALLY TUMBLR.

ONE OF US

madguitar33:

SlothsInvasion! Sloths are coming!

madguitar33:

SlothsInvasion! Sloths are coming!

That proud moment when you say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.

sodamnrelatable:

Everyone’s like:

and they can’t stop laughing:

so YOU acted like this and pretended to be humble:

but deep inside:

“thanks guys, your laughs really means alot”

via sodamnrelatable

police: THIS IS THE POLICE! OPEN YOUR DOOR NOW!
me: not with that attitude